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| An old couple decided to celebrate their 50th wedding anniverasary at a famous hillstation. since the hotels were full they could get accommodation in a hotel with some influence." I am putting you in a honeymooners suit for a while." said the manager. The old lady said"whats the use of it now?" "Look granny," said the manager"when no room is avail...
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| 20:02 | 17/Dec/2007 |
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| A man was fedup with his life and decided to end it. So he went to a ch emist, told his story and asked for poison . The chemist shook his head and said,"everything is adulterated nowadays, but why don't you try the flavoured milk they are supplying to the school children in Mumbai?"
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| 19:28 | 16/Sep/2007 |
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| Hi friends, nowadays a lot of debate is going on on RAMSETU. I feel that some elements are playing with the peoples' emotions.The real issue should be whether the project is benefitial for the people. Even if the SETU was built over by Lord Ram, don't you think even the Lord would have allowed to be done away with it,if benefitial, because the Lor...
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| 18:39 | 15/Aug/2007 |
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| A facory worker was giving excuse of 'death of Mother/Father' for his abrupt absence after gap of few months. "Why can't you find some other excuse?" asked the irriatated boss once. "I am not giving false excuse, Sir. I swear. The thing is that when my father died, my mother remarried. When she died my father remarried and now this going on for ye...
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| 21:24 | 25/Mar/2007 |
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| A convict awaiting his execution was kept in a village prison wherefrom he was to be taken to town for execution. on that early morning when he was woke up the electricity failed,it rained heavily,the police van had a brake-down. so the police decided to walk him to the town. they were soaked,slipping down every now and then. " see my luck,how am ...
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| 16:53 | 18/Feb/2007 |
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| On the day of their engagement, the girl said to the boy," I will share all your tensions and worries after our marriage." "But I don't have any," said the boy. "You stupid," shouted the girl angrily,"I said after our marriage."
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| 16:41 | 18/Feb/2007 |
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| pained to read newsitem in print media that ofice of the Electricity Board in Mumbai was fully illuminated and air-conditioned when the citizens were facing load shedding. This shameless act needs to be condemned. The wastage of energy in non priority sector like entertainment and decoration be stopped. Let it not be overlooked that the load sheddi...
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| 20:27 | 27/Jan/2007 |
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| A renowned City Lawyer on his tour stopped at a farm for a glass of water. A pair of oxen was drawing water from the well. "why those bells around their neck"? demanded the lawyer."so that I know they are working evenif I am away". said the farmer simply.The lawyer released a contemptous laugh. "They can easily fool you. What if they stand still an...
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| 20:19 | 27/Jan/2007 |
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| Hey friends, watched the recent ad ' it is tough to be West Indian in India'? I think it is in very poor taste. We Indians are known for hospitality. Such ads may send wrong signals. Sooner the ad goes of the air,it will be better.
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| 12:50 | 26/Jan/2007 |
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| Nowadays much debate is going on reducing Roaming Charges for cellphone. What is rather is needed is reducing Local Usage Charges which will benefit more users.
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| Arvind Parashar | 00:14 | 13/Feb/2008 |
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| Celebration means... |
| Celebration means...Four friends.raining outside.Four glasses of Tea.Celebration means...Hundred bucks of petrol.A rusty old bike.And an open road. Celebration means...A hostel Tea. A hostel room.12 a.m. Celebration means...3 old friends.3 separate cities.3 coffee mugs. 1 internet messenger. Celebration means...Rain on a hot tin roof.Pakodas deep-...
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| ramnath rajaram | 04:27 | 24/Feb/2008 |
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| City: Mumbai
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| Om Shri Vigneshwaraya Namaha ! |
| Om Shri Vigneshwaraya Namaha ! Lord GaneshaLord Ganesha symbolizes the ideals of perfection as conceived by Hindu sages and illustrates concepts of profound spiritual significance. Elephant head, wide mouth, and large ears The large head of an elephant symbolizes wisdom, understanding, and a discriminating intellect that one must possess to attain ...
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| Kainaat Crea... | 17:20 | 18/Feb/2008 |
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| Interests: Having a good laugh
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| Some thoughts for 2008 |
| TOP 8 THOUGHTS FOR 2008!! Number 8 Life is sexually transmitted.Number 7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.Number 6 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals...
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| Payal Mehra | 18:10 | 15/Nov/2007 |
| Friends: (658)
| City: Baroda
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| Yesterday Today & Tomorrow |
| There are two days in every week we should not worry about, two days that should be kept free from fear and apprehension.One is yesterday, with its mistakes and cares, its faults and blunders, its aches and pains.Yesterday has passed, forever beyond our control. All the money in theworld cannot bring back yesterday. We cannot undo a single act wepe...
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| sanjeev snehi | 01:07 | 31/Oct/2007 |
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| ‘Eating the Earth’! |
| Eating meat, dairy and eggs threatens our planet.You use much less land and water if you eat crops directly. Animals use most of the protein they eat to live, not 'grow' meat. So eating meat adds to water shortages, forest clearing, soil damage, use of oil-based pesticides - and climate change. "By 2050 the world's livestock will be consuming as m...
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